He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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