people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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