Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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