No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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