Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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