Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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