lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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