well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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