Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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