I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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