Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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