that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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