Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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