The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
