using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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