It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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