she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
