come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
