A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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