K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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