I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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