I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
