I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Are we still banned from the library?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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