I heard we made out
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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