you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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