Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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