Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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