Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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