Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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