if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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