You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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