So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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