So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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