Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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