Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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