I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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