me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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