i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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