why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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