Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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