never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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