spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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