There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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