So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Randomize
