So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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