ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
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