This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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