Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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