He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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