Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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