As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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