Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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