your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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