Yo dont text me then not text me
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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