omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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