I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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