apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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